© 2022 Stacey Lane
Synopsis
Studying
for
a
test
on
the
U.S.
Constitution
is
boring
enough
to
make
you
fall
asleep!
In
this
audience-participation
adventure,
a
young
girl
does
just
that
and
is
surprised
to
meet
George
Washington
and
Ben
Franklin
in
her
dreams.
Even
more
surprising
is
that
her
dog
is
now
wearing
a
powdered
wig
and
claiming
to
be
James
Madison
.
My
Dog
Ate
the
Constitution
utilizes
puppets,
songs,
and
games
to
teach
elementary
school
students
curriculum-based
U.S.
History
in
a
memorable
and
interactive
manner.
Perfect
for
in-
schools
tours,
this
script
can
be
performed
with
a
cast
of
four
and
minimal or no set.
Production History
Zoot Theatre Company
Workshop Reading
Dayton, OH
Victoria Theatre
Discovery Series
Dayton, OH
Town Hall Theatre
Americana Festival
Centerville, OH
Ensemble Theatre of Chattanooga
In-School Tour
Chattanooga, TN
Nexton Elementary
Production
Summerville, SC
J. Gary Thompson, Melissa Proffitt, and Ray Zupp and in My Dog Ate
the Constitution at Victoria Theatre in Dayton, Ohio. Produced by Zoot
Theatre Company. Directed by Sydney Lanier. Photographer: Michael
S. Sticka.
Character Descriptions
Callie
a ten-year-old girl
Madison
Callie’s dog
Washington
George Washington
Franklin
Ben Franklin
Articles of
a weak, nerdy little document
Confederation
States
a rude offstage voice
Delegate #1
an angry offstage voice
Delegate #2
an angry offstage voice
Delegate #3
an angry offstage voice
Delegate #4
an angry offstage voice
Delegate #5
an angry offstage voice
Delegate #6
an angry offstage voice
Delegate #7
an angry offstage voice
New Jersey
a small, feisty state with a thick New
Jersey dialect
Running
Time:
1 hour
Set:
can be a bare stage
(interior unit)
Cast:
1 F, 4 M, 11 any
gender, 10 M voice-
overs or 1 F, 3 M
with double casting
Published by Brooklyn
Virginia
a large, uppity state
Connecticut
a happy and helpful state with a
southern drawl
with a New England dialect
Preambler
a robot
Redcoat
a corrupt, but kooky officer with a
Descrambler
British accent
Legislative the Capitol Building
Judicial
the Supreme Court Building
Executive
the White House
Announcer
an enthusiastic offstage voice
Bill of Rights
a proud, jovial
False
a large “F”, slick and smarmy
document
and not to be trusted
True
a large “T”, honest
Dad offstage voice of Callie’s father
as can be