© 2022 Stacey Lane
Synopsis
S
punky,
little
Ruth
dreams
of
being
a
Knight
of
the
Round
Table.
But
Arthur,
Guinevere,
Lancelot,
and
her
other
heroes
laugh
at
her
when
she
demonstrates
her
valor
in
a
battle
with
a
melodramatic
lizard
pretending
to
be
a
fierce
dragon.
Humiliated,
Ruth
sets
off
to
form
her
own
queendom
that
is
bigger
and
better
than
Camelot,
bringing
with
her
the
lizard
and
a
mule
that
she
claims
is
a
unicorn.
Soon
they
are
joined
by
a
frog
who
Ruth
declares
to
be
an
ogre,
a
skunk
who
she
pronounces
a
wizard
(because
the
skunk
makes
everyone
disappear),
two
kids
who
she
dubs
her
bravest
knights,
and
their
cow
who
is
just
an
ordinary
cow.
In
a
dark
forest
outside
of
Camelot,
the
ragtag
group
of
misfits
meets
sorcerers
Morgana
Le
Fay
and
Mordred,
who
are
in
desperate
need
of
a
unicorn
horn
to
complete
the
spell
they
are
cooking
up
in
their
cauldron.
After
the
wicked
duo
discredits
the
mule’s
fake
horn,
Ruth
vows
to
find
a
real
unicorn
and
win
their
respect.
Their
quest
takes
them
to
the
wise
Lady
of
the
Lake
and
the
lair
of
cranky,
riddling
trolls.
Working
together,
the
kids
and
animals
courageously
rescue
a
vain
unicorn.
Too
eager
to
please,
Ruth
unwittingly
helps
the
villains
transform
King
Arthur
into
a
rat.
When
Ruth
realizes
the
error
of
her
ways,
it
takes
a
lot
of
guts
and
creativity,
and
a
little
help
from
bumbling
Merlin,
to
set
things
right
again.
After
saving
the
castle
from
Morgana
Le
Fay’s
cruel
clutches,
Ruth
is
finally
dubbed
a
Knight
of
the Round Table.
Production History
Merlo Library
Workshop
Chicago, IL
Dandelion Theatre
The Make Ready
Chicago, IL
Town Hall Theatre
Showcase Production
Centerville, OH
East Valley Children's Theatre
Aspiring Playwrights Contest First Place
Mesa, AZ
iO Theater
Cold Reads, Hot Scripts
Chicago, IL
The Annoyance
Tuesdays at 9
Chicago, IL
National Youth Theatre
Outstanding New Works Nominee
Scottsdale, AZ
Le Sueur-Henderson High School
Production
Le Sueur, MN
Falcon Ridge Middle School
Production
Apple Valley, MN
Anchorage Waldorf School
Production
Anchorage, AK
Chantilly High School Academy
Production
Chantilly, VA
North Augusta High
Production
North Augusta, SC
The Phipps Center for the Arts
The Phipps Children’s Theater/
Hudson, WI
John H. Potter Theater
Gregory-Portland Junior High School
Production
Portland, TX
Upper Valley Waldorf School
Production
Quechee, VT
Hasting High School
Production
Hastings, MN
Heineman Middle School
Production
Algonquin, IL
Park Hill High School
Production
Kansas City, MO
Macomb Junior High School
Production
Macomb, IL
Thomas Sumter Academy
Production
Rembert, SC
Bishop Seabury Academy
Production
Lawrence, KS
Ceglarek Fine Arts Center
Production
Allendale, MI
Grand Prairie Fine Arts Academy
Production
Grand Prairie, TX
John F Kennedy Middle School
Production
Waltham, MA
Artist Connection Theatre Inc.
Production
Jacksonville, FL
O. Trent Bonner Middle
Production
Danville, VA
Orlando Repertory Theatre
Production
Orlando, FL
Waukee Theatre Arts Center
Production
Waukee, IA
Topeka Civic Theatre and Academy
Production
Topeka, KS
Starlight Community Theater
Production
Phoenix, AZ
The cast of Camelot and Camelittle with East Valley Children's Theatre
at Mesa Arts Center in Mesa, Arizona. Directed by Joel Cranson.
Character Descriptions
King Arthur
a perfectionist ruler
Sir Gawain
a righteous knight
Sir Lancelot
a suave and strong knight
Sir Kay
a boorish knight
Sir Bedivere
a loyal knight
Sir Perceval
a gallant knight
Knights
other Knights of the Round Table
(optional)
Queen Guinevere
a regal ruler
Lady Brangwain
Queen Guinevere’s supportive
lady-in-waiting
Lady Dindraine
Queen Guinevere’s cheerful
lady-in-waiting
Ruth
a small girl with a big imagination
Lizard
Ruth’s sidekick who she dresses as a
dragon
Mule
Ruth’s sidekick who she dresses as a
unicorn
Frog
an easily spooked amphibian
Cow
a moody farm animal
Kipp
a farmer’s child: Avice’s younger sibling
Avice
a farmer’s child: Kipp’s older sibling
Skunk
a furry animal in need of a friend
Morgana Le Fay
an evil sorceress
Mordred
Morgana Le Fay’s son and lackey
Lady of the Lake
an all-knowing enchantress
Water Sprites
spirits of the enchanted lake (at least 2)
Mubblefubbles
a foul-tempered troll
Hornswoggle
a nasty troll
Mulligrubs
a grumpy troll
Bumfuzzle
a fussy troll
Trolls
horrible monsters (optional)
Sparrow
a winged messenger
Unicorn
a conceited horned horse
Townspeople
celebrators of May Day (optional)
Rat Arthur
King Arthur who has turned into a rat
Merlin
a befuddled, magical old man
Rat Morgana Le Fay an evil sorceress who has turned into
a rat
Rat Mordred
Morgana Le Fay’s son and lackey who
has turned into a rat
Running
Time:
1 hour 30 minutes
Set:
clearing surrounded
by trees (exterior)
Cast:
10 M, 7 F, 16 gender
neutral or more or
8 M, 4 F, 3 gender
neutral with double
casting
Published by Dramatic